Security Program JA307020

Recent discussion of Event:"Fuckening" warrants further inquiry.

Query: What taboos if any exist concerning overt discussion of User sexual activity?

Explanation required concerning status(virgin,not virgin). Query: Reason for significance attached to virginity?

[private to Narvin, TOTALLY UNRELATED]

Query: Veracity of information released by Inmate Ardent?

This should be the right setting--ah!

[That's definitely not Rinzler looking into the camera, an expression of earnest concern on his unmasked face.]

Greetings, everyone. My name is Tron, and I'm a security Program from the Grid. I seem to have been brought here by mistake, but while I'm here I'll offer whatever help I can to keep things running smoothly. [His smile is self-effacing.] That's my job back home, after all.

[The worried expression returns.] I confess I'm not sure where to begin, though. I spent the last several cycles reviewing this device's history and recent network traffic, and I don't know exactly who I've replaced--or what his job around here was. [Oh, the irony.] It also seems like you have more problems than you have people to solve them. If anyone could point me in the right direction, they'd have my gratitude.

((OOC: lolol. backdate this to sometime yesterday since I am a bad and was dealing with...yeah. BUT HAVE A TRON, ladies and gentlethings.))